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BRAY, Okla. — A man has caused an uproar in the southwestern Oklahoma town of Bray by advertising in an unusual manner that he’d like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.
A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he’ll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.
“I feel like I’m living down the street from a pedophile,” said neighbor Christy Sternadel. “We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?”
As of Wednesday, no one had taken up Thelemann on his offer, but he had heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn’t understand. He said his grandmother married “a much older man” at age 14.
“I’m just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I’m looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children,” said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. “What’s the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors.”
Neighbors asked the Stephens County sheriff’s department to stop Thelemann from displaying the sign, but Undersherriff Bob Hill said the sign was gone by the time deputies visited Thelemann’s home.
That’s because it was stolen, Thelemann said. He put up another sign Wednesday that didn’t include the minor ages. The new sign also noted he’s not interested in a “pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.”