North Dakota, embarrassed by association, changes name to “West Minnesota”
Gov. Rounds attempts to sign the legislation without actually looking at it.
PIERRE, SD – Governor Mike Rounds (R) signed legislation Monday that bans all women who are residents of South Dakota from thinking.
The legislation is designed to help relieve women of the burden of being able to think for themselves except in cases where the woman may need to think in order to save her life such as in the event of a terrorist attack or figuring out what her husband wants for dinner.
Several women’s organizations in South Dakota have pledged to band together and challenge the new law. Rounds issued a statement saying he expects the law to be tied up in the courts for the next several years by “damn feminazis” but believes in time the law will be upheld.
“In the history of the world, the true test of a civilization is how well it oppresses and subjugates its women. The sponsors of this bill believe that allowing women to think is wrong because thinking leads to uppity-ness. I agree with them.”
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