Rant, Rant, Rant,
For years now I have been wondering why Canada doesn’t have any weather.
Every night I watch The Weather Channel. They show you all these frickin maps with the clouds and the current temperature and the severe weather alerts but LOOK, nothing ever happens in Canada!
No clouds, no rain, no fog, no roads, nada, nothing, zip. It all stops at the border. Amazing!
All I know about Canada is it’s fucking Cold all the time, they have great health insurance, and their hockey players are gay (ever seen Kids in the Hall?).
I guess since the weather never changes, no one wants to talk about it anymore. You know, old news. Or maybe its because they speak French.
Then it hit me! Holy Shit! Look at this map. Mexico doesn’t have any weather either!
All I know about Mexico is it’s Hot as hell all the time, they have donkey shows, and they eat Mexican food for breakfast.
Maybe because they speak different languages in Canada and Mexico the National Weather Service cant understand their weather reporters.
Yea, that’s probably it!