The picture on the wall in the restrauant looked so yummy. I mean look at it, diced sausage and bacon, cheadar cheese, potatoes and eggs. I thought to myself, “Yea, I could eat that”.
This is what I got when I ordered my very first Breakfast Bowl.
At first I though this must be a mistake. Where is the cheadar cheese? What is all this white gooie stuff? and is this Rabbit poop on top? Are they trying to kill me??
…and then I remembered, this is Jack-in-the-Box. Should I expect anything more?
With a head like a fighter-plane cockpit, a Pacific barreleye fish shows off its highly sensitive, barrel-like eyes—topped by green, orblike structures—in a picture released today but taken in 2004.
The fish, discovered alive in the deep water off California’s central coast by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute, is the first specimen of its kind to be found with its soft transparent dome intact.
The 6-inch (15-centimeter) barreleye (Macropinna microstoma) had been known since 1939—but only from mangled specimens dragged to the surface by nets.
Kentucky! One of the comical idiot Republican senators of the “Bluegrass State” is a stupid old prick who once played baseball in, who knows, the pre-Civil War era?
But America’s worst, dumbest senator, Jim Bunning, who barely kept his seat in 2004 — the year George W. Bush Jr. actually won the presidential election. Anyway Bunning, 77, said Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is about to DIE, because she is two years younger than he is, and she was successfully treated for early-stage pancreatic cancer and was back to work at SCOTUS today.
Bunning finally apologized, just now. What a dick.
I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
And I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
Cause everyone knows that’s how you get famous
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it’s not my fault it’s how I’m programmed to function
(lyrics by Lily Allen)
Rest in Peace Elmo. We all loved you!
mmmm… Sushi
think about it.. The Republicans up on the hill are moaning that their wonderful ideas on how to stop America from falling into a great economic abyss, are falling on deaf ears.
Lets get this straight. After they led us over the cliff we should stop and listen to them while we fall to our deaths?
Our biggest mistake was trying to play fair and be inclusive. All they ever did was try to shame us “liberals” into submission. Well that is done. Time for all Republicans to sit down and shut the fuck up. We ain’t going to listen to your “wonderful” ideas any more.
Take That!
Time to rant…
So it started years ago with AOL. Those money grubbing ISP’ers who made a fortune off me while I tried to figure out how text sex worked. Then MySpace came around and I got to design my profile! I made one up emulating my favorite role playing fantasy, Gunther, Dwarf Killer and Eater of Pizza. Now this is Fun! Unfortunately that profile didn’t produce many friends, just hungry role-playing losers. So then I tried to be more like myself and whala! I got over 100 friends in the 1st month. Most of them are artists, women in their 20’s, gay men, ex-Disney people, and women in their 30’s. But now it’s getting out of hand.
Now my wife wants to be my “friend” (I thought we were more than that). This means she will now be paying attention to my “other friends” and wondering why her husband is so twisted. She will get all my bulletins and will question me on every one. “So this is what you do at work?”, and “Who is Kitten Moon?” I don’t think I want to go there.
So is MySpace enough for the hard-core Social Networker? NO. I also have profiles on Facebook, Flickr, YouTube, Twitter, HasBeens, Blogger, and a journal on DemocraticUnderground. I even tried to join Biip, but it requires Norwegian phone number… And to top if off, I just got invited to join LinkedIn. This shit is getting out of hand! Even my Blackberry is wired to these sites!!
So, Social Networking … what’s in it for me? Right now just a lot of work. Maybe I should just give it up and try to use the phone more often…
If I hear Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run” one more time I am going to Puke! This song is crack for those stuck in the 80′s.
