The new “Un-Friend” or “UF2U” Virus is transmitted by contact with social networking websites.
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The "Un-Friend" or "UF2U" Virus Discovered
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Sushi Girls New Year’s Party
animated gif, food, girls, holiday, Japan, Japanese, retro, Sushi, Sushi Bandit
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Hawaiian goddess Pele’ places “Aloha Curse” on Rush Limbaugh
Breaking (Honolulu): Rush Limbaugh has had a curse placed on him for coming to Hawai’i. Limbaugh is now clinging to life at Queens Hospital after Pele’ reached into his chest and squeezed his heart. “It is very possible he will die if he stays here any longer” said his publicist who is trying to re-book his return flight to the mainland. An unnamed local source said this happens very rarely and only to those who can’t comprehend the meaning of “Aloha”, usually because their soul is so corrupt. Pele’, who normally lives on the Big island made a special trip after hearing of Rush’s “Vacation.” When asked if this will happen again, the goddess of fire responded “Let this be a wake-up call for Carl Rove, I hear he is coming this February!”
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Best Political Commentator, Rachel Maddow
BAM!
MSNBC sent us a goddess… a gay goddess. Rachel Maddow is without a doubt the most refreshing, intelligent, comically sly political commentator on the scene today. Her wry sense of humor makes it easier to understand some of the most underhanded, disgusting, and deceitful political tactics and news stories that come out of our very corrupt Washington establishment. She breaks the stories and calls everyone on it.. with a smile! God I love her!
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
2009, Gay, lesbians, news, politics, Rachel Maddow, Slam/Bam Award, tv
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Kanye West, Fucktard of the Year
SLAM!
Taylor Swift got a surprise when she accepted the award for Best Female Video at MTV Video Music Awards.
After she beat out Lady Gaga, Sexy Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink and Beyonce for the honor, she took to the stage and accepted the award. As she was thanking MTV, Sushi Bandit’s “Fucktard of the Year” Kanye West ran up on stage, stole her microphone, and said Beyonce had been robbed!
Beyonce? What? Are you fucking her??
Many thanks to MTV for providing a forum for the fucking retarded (I.E. Fucktard) to run free and embarrass and humiliate class acts like Swift. Kanye is not only an Extreme Fucktard but a really crappy rapper.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Funniest Animated Gif “God Tests Adam”
BAM!
Of all the cute, silly, and funny animated gif’s produced this year “God Tests Adam” is the hands-down winner. This graphic has everything! Parody, Christianity, art, sex, morals, nudity, the hand of god, creation, procreation, and a funny hard-on to boot.
Boing, Boing!
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
2009, animated gif, art, funny, god, nude, religion, silly, Slam/Bam Award
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Stupid Word Of The Year “Physicality”
SLAM!
“Physicality”
..a word used by people, especially sports casters, who are too fucking lazy to say “THEY HAVE A PHYSICAL ABILITY” to do stuff…
Anyone who uses this lazy, made-up word needs to re-take elementary school English or (even better) stop talking entirely.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Album of the Year – Lily Allen “It’s Not Me, It’s You”
BAM!
How can you deny this recording not being the best of the year? Everyone was waiting for this release to see if she could hold-up to her 1st smash CD “Alright, Still.” Well, she blew everyone away. How could it be this good, this catchy, this honest? Cause Lily says the things you only think of saying… with no apologies. Virtually all the songs on this CD are memorable. “The Fear” strikes home for all those who live in this insane modern world of expectations, fantasy and fear. “Him” makes god into a real person and “Chinese” is a love song that if your not careful, will make you cry. Oh, and don’t forget “Fuck You” which is, without a doubt the most refreshing song written this decade. Whether you agree or not, Lily has become one of the most important music talents of the new millennium.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Mitch McConnell, Corporate Whore
SLAM!
Mitch McConnell, Senate minority leader and corporate whore extraordinaire. Many can qualify for this title but only “Mitch the Bitch” has the power to obstruct more legislation in the name of big business than anyone else in the senate. If there was a better reason for term limits than getting rid of this modern day “Tweed” it escapes me. Most of all I feel sorry for everyone in Kentucky who have lost their home, their job, and have no health insurance, cause your boy is fucking you in the ass every day he stays in office.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
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Kitty Tongue
click the kitty to make it bigger!
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How Ice Cream is Made
It gives a whole new meaning to “soft serve.”
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I Love My New Stereo!
Thanks Santa!
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Decorating the Tree
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My Christmas Wish
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Mele Kalikimaka
I guess this package sums-up the year. I tried to make it nice and white but blood got spilt in the process…
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Don’t tell Santa
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Stocking Stuffer…
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Christmas Balls
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When I Get Old…
I want to play the Ouija board with a naked girl…
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Caller asks GOP senator if he prayed hard enough for other senators to die
A caller who reached CSPAN asked a Republican senator if he’d prayed hard enough for Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) to die on Tuesday.
“We got our vigil together and took Sen. Coburn’s instructions and prayed real hard that Sen. Byrd would either die or couldn’t show up at the vote the other night,” the called, dubbed “Abraham” from Georgia remarked. “How hard did you pray, because I see one of our members is missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? Did one of our members die?”
“How hard did you pray?” he adds. “Did you pray hard enough?” He appears to break into tears at the end.
The caller appeared to be referring to Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK), who missed one of the Senate’s healthcare votes.
Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) announced Sunday he was hoping — even praying — that one of his Democratic colleagues somehow could not manage to cast a vote on health care in the wee hours of Monday morning. Liberal critics saw the remarks as a thinly veiled aside against 92-year-old Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV), who had to be wheeled in in a wheelchair to vote. (He did.)
