I normally don’t complain but lately I have lost my patience with all the exceptionally stupid people around me. For example, I am at the airport and a woman in front of me cant get it through her head that you have to take off all your “Bling” to get through the scanner. It took her 5 times. Back and forth and in and out of the machine before she finally had everything out and into the provided tray. Then I get to the gate and they announce boarding for 1st class passengers (like me). About 10 people rush up to the ticket taker only to be told it was not their turn yet.

“Why cant I board now?” Cause you’re fucking stupid!

Maybe they should change things at the airport so all the exceptionally stupid people have their own line. I can hear it now, “now boarding families with small children, passengers with wheelchairs, and exceptionally stupid people.”