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All articles in category: "Heath Ledger,Johnny Depp,Lily cole,movie,Poster"
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The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus
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My Father’s Logic
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Sushi Bowl
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Milk, It Does a Hooligan Good!
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A Vidiot Dance Party!!
Come join the fun!
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Your Sunday Bumper Sticker
funny, GOP, silly, Sucks, Tea-Baggers
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The Tragedy of Global Warming
Polaris, Goddess of the North cannot stop the melting ice.
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Jan Brewer Is Closely Watching the Rectums of Illegal Immigrants
We have a new candidate for America’s Next Top Mexican Sociophysiologist. America’s Governor, Jan Brewer of Arizona, said today that a “majority of the illegal trespassers that are coming into the state of Arizona” are drug mules. “There’s strong information to us that they come as illegal people wanting to come to work. Then they are accosted and they become subjects of the drug cartel,” Brewer said, having a lot of experience with this rectal stuff. Things are getting very hard for Mexicans. Soon they will not be able to dig into the United States, their only method of crossing the border, because there will be an underground electric fence. But also all of them are constantly getting drugs stuck up their butts?
Mexicans should try covering their asses, because this is a serious problem. Can’t they just poop out the drugs, you ask? Heh, you sure have lived a sheltered life, haven’t you? Drugs, once stuck up your ass, turn your brain into a DRUG BRAIN. All you can think about is getting the drugs in your ass to the drug unloading site and getting your ass reloaded again in Mexico. You stop thinking about getting a job ever again. That’s why it’s a totally valid and funny joke when conservatives say Messicans are lazy.
THIS is why Jan Brewer and Arizona have passed their immigration law. They just care so, so much about Mexicans’ sore rectums and want to do ANYTHING they can do to help soothe those asses.
p.s. a tip of the hat to Wonkette…
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Happy Face
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The Solar System Music Box
click on the graphic to hear the music box.. very cool!
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The Shangri-La Bird Hotel
Nightie-nite for all the pampered guests at the Shangri-La Bird Hotel. Here we see their famous turn-down service staff making sure everyone is comfy and ready for a good nights sleep. Sweet Dreams!
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Inter-Species Sex: Part 2 “Foreplay”
Here you see a wild wabbit engaged in foreplay with a consenting vulture.
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Sassy Scarlette
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Potato Porn
“Ooh PotatOoh”
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8 Year Old’s Serve Beyoncé – Single Lady
Exclusive on SushiBandit.com
Here is the most talked about video of the year….
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Natalie On My New Couch
It’s like a big present with the most beautiful bow on it… I cant wait to unwrap it!
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Three Happy Threesom’s
All Good Things Come in Threes!
Three Little Pigs
Three Aliens
Three Primates
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Oil Spill Update: Dead Snorkelers Washing Ashore
Photo: a pod of lifeless, oil covered Snorkelers floating in a large patch of oil.
Biloxi (AP): Local residents have reported seeing hundreds of dead, oil covered Gulf Coast Snorkelers washing ashore today. Authorities have noted that this is their spawning season and fear the loss might spell doom for this endangered species. When asked about their plans to rescue them an un-named official at BP responded, “Snorkelers? You’ve got to be fuckin kidding me!”
ecology, environment, Mississippi, odd, parody, sick, silly
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Crumpelstiltskin – German Monster Truck
Mini, Cube, and Scion owners beware, here comes the Teutonic Terror “Crumpelstiltskin”
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Stripes
