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Quincy, Mass: Today SwingCo, the manufactures of the popular swing sets “Rocket” and “Nascar 3″ announced the recall of all swing set models due to unexpected ignition of the seats. This problem started to be reported last year when parents and very fat children started to riding them. To date 37 people have been killed, 92 with severe burns, and 18 requiring delicate anal replacement surgeries. In a prepared statement CEO Tony Hayward blamed the seat sub-contractor Halliburton for not testing weight loads greater than 200 lbs. In their defense Halliburton’s head of testing stated “their criteria stated ‘to withstand loads up to 150 lbs’. We met that criteria without any mishaps throughout our testing program.” “I mean, look how small the seats are, we just didn’t expect a lard-ass would try to ride it!”
Fuck you for axing Keith Olbermann as soon as the FCC approved your take-over of NBC.
Oh, and Fuck You too FCC for approving the merger!
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