
Yes, Stewart Smalley, aka Al Franken, was finally elected to the U.S. Senate! After a feeble and degrading challenge to his election by “I’m not really a Jew” Norm Coleman, Stewart can now set his sights on Capital Hill. His first order of business will be to meet with each senator privately to discuss their lack of self esteem. “The first law I would like to pass is entitled “The Bi-Partisan Group Hug Act” which will require all in congress to hug each other before and after each session. Belive me, they all need a hug and after this election, I do too!