Earlier this week Mark Williams, “chairman” of the Tea Party Express bus line for Tea Party protest-bound patriots, wrote on his hate blog that Muslims all worship “the terrorists’ monkey god.” But it’s Hindus who worship a monkey god named Lord Hanuman (seen here, wearing Dior Couture), not muslins. After blaming his mistake on the baby scorpions who live inside his cranial cavity, eating his brain away, Williams apologized — but only to the Hindus, whose wonderful Lord Hanuman is nothing like Allah the Not-Monkey, who creates evil all the time.
Meanwhile, Williams has referred to the mosque being planned across from Ground Zero as a “monument to the 911 hijackers,” and has also called Islam “a 7th Century Death Cult coughed up by a psychotic pedophile and embraced by defective, tail sprouting, tree swinging, semi-human, bipedal primates with no claim to be treated like human beings or even desirable mammals for that matter.” Mark Williams probably won’t be getting any gingerbread imams or other gifts from Muslims this Ramadan.
