We have a new candidate for America’s Next Top Mexican Sociophysiologist. America’s Governor, Jan Brewer of Arizona, said today that a “majority of the illegal trespassers that are coming into the state of Arizona” are drug mules. “There’s strong information to us that they come as illegal people wanting to come to work. Then they are accosted and they become subjects of the drug cartel,” Brewer said, having a lot of experience with this rectal stuff. Things are getting very hard for Mexicans. Soon they will not be able to dig into the United States, their only method of crossing the border, because there will be an underground electric fence. But also all of them are constantly getting drugs stuck up their butts?
Mexicans should try covering their asses, because this is a serious problem. Can’t they just poop out the drugs, you ask? Heh, you sure have lived a sheltered life, haven’t you? Drugs, once stuck up your ass, turn your brain into a DRUG BRAIN. All you can think about is getting the drugs in your ass to the drug unloading site and getting your ass reloaded again in Mexico. You stop thinking about getting a job ever again. That’s why it’s a totally valid and funny joke when conservatives say Messicans are lazy.
THIS is why Jan Brewer and Arizona have passed their immigration law. They just care so, so much about Mexicans’ sore rectums and want to do ANYTHING they can do to help soothe those asses.
p.s. a tip of the hat to Wonkette…
A Utah Costco took tomatoes off the shelves during a visit by Sarah Palin, after the Alaska Governor was pelted with the fruit on a stop at the Mall of America.
A lady stopped by the Salt Lake City Costco to do some shopping, unaware that Palin was scheduled to be there for a book signing. Unable to find any tomatoes, she was told by a clerk that there were no tomatoes that day.
No tomatoes? At Costco?
As she was leaving, she noticed a man with a store manager’s name tag and asked him why they had no tomatoes. He informed her the store did have tomatoes, but they were taken off the shelves while the quitter was there.
It turns out that Palin had been pelted with a tomato at an earlier stop on her book tour and the management at the Costco was determined it wouldn’t happen here.
Gee, I hope I don’t go to Costco the day Glenn Beck does his book signing. I wont be able to buy a super-sized box of donkey assholes.
P.S. her tongue sure looks crooked!
Meg Stapleton, spokeswoman for an increasingly fragile and erratic unemployed publicity hound, had to once again explain at the very last minute how Sarah Palin would not be headlining an event that the event organizers thought she would be headlining.
This time it’s an event promoting an Alaska ballot measure aimed at making it illegal for teens to get an abortion without telling their parents. The Alaska Family Council has been advertising that Palin would give a speech and become the first official signer of the ballot petition tonight at ChangePoint, the Anchorage megachurch.
Meg Stapleton said Wednesday, in response about tonight’s event, that “this is the first we have ever heard of a speech.” She said Palin is out of state and won’t be there.
Anchorage homes received automated calls this week from former Lt. Gov. Loren Leman, saying, “I’m calling to ask you to meet with Gov. Sarah Palin and me this Thursday for an event to protect young girls facing abortion decisions.”
I guess she is too busy writing her new book “How to take out Obama’s Nazi-Socialist Death Panels from a Helicopter”