London (SBN) – Today, forced by the escalating anti-government violence in Bahrain, Formula 1 Grand Supremo Bernie Ecclestone, announced the opening race of the season would be moved to Reykjavik, Iceland. “We cannot place the teams and the sporting public in harms way. The situation in Bahrain is deteriorating and getting very scary.” Asked why Reykjavik was chosen since its never hosted a F1 race before he responded, “I just want to get as far away as I can from those crazy fuckin arabs.” He later added “… and I think Bjork is really hot.”
