OK, after years of using Blogger I am now making the move to publish the Blog O’ Rama using WordPress. Why? Two reasons. One is I want to be able to custom code my site so it can look more up-to-date, with really cool graphics, widgets and Java shit. Second, Blogger will no longer support FTP bloggers cause they claim we take up all their bandwidth (which is probably true). So hang in there and in a few days you will see a new and vastly improved Blog!
Today marks one full year of publishing “Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’Rama.”
It has been a lost of fun doing this blog and I know that many have enjoyed reading it (except for my wife who is secretly afraid of what she might find).
My first posting on 4-28-03 was “GSA crony Kisses Congressman Cox’s Ass in Public”
Some of my favorites from the past year include:
In the “Real News” category:
Thursday, May 08, 2003 – Shatner’s ex-wife sues over horse semen
Tuesday, June 03, 2003 – Virgin halts ‘chastity auction’
Thursday, June 19, 2003 – 9-year-old girl marries dog in India
Thursday, July 17, 2003 – Toe-sucker gets life
Tuesday, August 19, 2003 – Bacon mistaken for human head
Tuesday, January 20, 2004 – Farmer’s paid-for ‘bride’ a man
Monday, February 16, 2004 – Pig lard to stop terror attacks
Monday, March 22, 2004 – Drunken moose alert in southern Norway
Wednesday, April 07, 2004 – Woman paid for a car with breast milk
Investigative Reports:
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 – CEO’s Marital Duties Outsourced To Mexican Groundskeeper
Friday, December 19, 2003 – Special Report: Poor People Pretty Much Screwed
In the “This is a Total Lie” category:
Tuesday, July 15, 2003 – Thousands Dead In Indonesia Again (it was really India)
Wednesday, August 06, 2003 – Poll Results: 98% of Americans don’t care (I really don’t care about this posting)
Wednesday, October 22, 2003 – Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration (Limbaugh tells the truth?)
Tuesday, November 25, 2003 – Gay Gene Isolated (they actually group together)
Politics:
Monday, July 14, 2003 – Press secretary Fleischer’s hypnosis of press corps wears off
Tuesday, August 26, 2003 – Japanese teens collect, trade Democratic presidential candidates
Monday, September 22, 2003 – Revised Patriot Act Will Make It Illegal To Read Patriot Act
Tuesday, December 09, 2003 – Senate Votes 64-36, for Not Sure On What
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 – Labor Secretary Has Her Hours Cut
And my favorite subject, G.W. Bush:
Tuesday, May 27, 2003 – Bush team to seek reversal of American Idol vote at Supreme Court
Monday, July 14, 2003 – President thanks Africa for rap music, break-dancing
Thursday, August 21, 2003 – Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder
Wednesday, September 03, 2003 – Bush calls in sick, tries to extend vacation at Texas ranch
Friday, October 10, 2003 – Laura Bush flees to France, plans to marry Chirac
Friday, October 17, 2003 – Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn’t Know Karate
Thursday, December 18, 2003 – Bush Won’t Put Down New Football
Wednesday, March 03, 2004 – Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Duty This Weekend
Thursday, April 29, 2004 – Bush To Iraqi Militants: ‘Please Stop Bringing It On’
My thanks and a “Tip O’ the Hat” goes out to http://www.theonion.com, http://news.bbc.co.uk/, http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/, http://www.smh.com.au/index.html, http://www.washingtonpost.com/, http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/, http://www.tokyo-ouja.com/, http://gwbush04.com/, http://www.hawaii-nation.org, http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/, http://www.michaelmoore.com/, and of course all my readers!