Why do they suck? Cause they steal characters from different studios and make them water ski in the winter. Yea, like Porky Pig knows how to fuckin water ski!
Why do they suck? Cause they steal characters from different studios and make them water ski in the winter. Yea, like Porky Pig knows how to fuckin water ski!
Rep. Betty Brown, a Republican Texas state legislator said in House testimony about ballot accessibility that Asian Americans should change their names to ones that are “easier for Americans to deal with.”
“Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?” Brown remarked.
What? “Your citizens”?? Betty, Your an Insensitive Exclusionary Racist Bitch!
A conman used his resemblance to former Chinese president and national hero Sun Yat-sen to dupe six men, all aged over 80, out of $41,000. Had he been alive, Sun would be more than 130 years old.
A fly-hating businessman in China has swatted 8 million flies in a 10-year vendetta. Hu Xilin, from Zhejiang province, began killing flies after one landed in a meal as he dined with a client.
An alternative medicine guru in China is being sued by a man who almost died after he was told to eat six raw frogs a day to cure neck pain. He had munched down 130 frogs before collapsing.
A Chinese woman who hired four hit men to kill her husband’s beloved pet wolfhound now faces divorce. The woman said she did not want the dog to mess up their new apartment in the eastern city of Nanjing.
She tried to throw the dog out but it always came back, so she hired four men to kill it while her husband was away on business. When her husband Mr Xu found out what had happened, he was so livid he moved out of the apartment and started divorce proceedings.
Her husband said the wolfhound, called Heihu or “Black Tiger”, was “like a member of our family to me”. “How could she be so cruel?” he asked.
Mrs Xiao seemed equally shocked by her husband’s reaction. “Who’s more important to him after all – his wife or a dog?” she reportedly asked.
… I guess she got her answer!
BEIJING – A Japanese restaurant which served sushi on the body of a naked woman has caused a storm of controversy in the conservative southwest Chinese city of Kunming.
The Hefengcun Huaishi restaurant launched a promotional “feast on a beauty’s body,” for local journalists last Friday, hiring two attractive fair-skinned college girls to lie on tables, with sushi and other food and flowers placed on their bare bodies covered with thin gauze. The reports caused a firestorm in the local and national press with many readers slamming the novel dining trend as offensive and insulting to women. “This is a form of disrespect towards women. I don’t know how anyone can eat such type of food,” a local resident was quoted.
Li Ailing, manager of the Japanese-owned restaurant, said the restaurant received hundreds of phone calls, with many protesting the restaurant’s bare cheek. “We didn’t think the reaction would be so explosive, so controversial,” Li said. “The purpose of this promotion is not commercial, but to spread Japanese culture.” “We had lots of people who supported us and wanted to make reservations, including people from Hong Kong and Taiwan”.
Known as “Nyotai Mori” in Japan, the feasts date back to ancient times and are often offered in special hotspring resorts today, but are generally left off menus. They are offered to aficionados on request. Restaurants as far afield as Seattle and Manchester have also offered sushi in the raw and drawn similar protests from women’s activists.
“Currently, Kunming people may not be able to accept this, but over time, maybe they can,” Li said.
….If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi, Oh, Og, Oh what a Gal!
The Hunan provincial government in central China has scrapped a rule that its female civil servants must have “symmetrical breasts” after a public outcry.