Sushi Bandit's Blog O' Rama (9.0)

I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid … and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

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Emo Minnie

Mar 20th 2009

By: sushibandit

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Emo Photo of the Week

Aug 24th 2008

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