Game of the Year, PC Zone 1998
All articles in category: "English,game,gaming"
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Gamers Flashback – Carmageddon
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The Honeymoon Suite is all Decked-out!
Only the best for the royal couple. Congrats to Will and Kate!
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Diana Dors
50's, animated gif, babe, Diana Dors, English, movie, sexy
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More Madness!
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Fans from Manchester, England
(L to R) Kate, Penny, and Rose
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Ain’t Kate Cute!
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I have 19 out of 25
how many do you have?
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Proof: Diana Rigg Had No Boobs
60's, babe, Diana Rigg, English, tv
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The Best Ska Band Ever
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Katy Perry – Sushi Girl
Look at all that Sushi, Yum Yum!
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Milk, It Does a Hooligan Good!
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Not Quite Japanese
Dont Know who Beckii Cruel is? She is a 14-year-old girl from the tiny Isle Of Man has become an internet sensation for videos she posted of herself singing Japanese songs online.
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Winnie-the-Pooh Dead at 95
(artist’s sketch of the murder scene)
Today Mr. “Winnie-The-Pooh” suffered a fatal attack from known assailants in the hundred acres wood. His life long friends and former partners named “Tigger”, “Piglet”, and “Rabbit” (no last names) are accused in masterminding his and his lieutenant Eyore’s murder in order to take over his “Hunny” trade.
He recently had monopolized Cheshire county’s trade in high quality Hunny distribution and according to sources was threatening to corner the market throughout Somerset. Implicated in the disappearance of Christopher Robin in 1979 he was brought to trial but never convicted.
Winnie-The-Pooh: 1926-2010
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Queen
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Mo Short Stuff
A Welsh firm has come up with a way to get men to do the ironing. It is marketing ironing board covers featuring a picture of British model Jordan in a bikini. The bikini disappears as the cover heats up.
Two robbers of a German post office, distracted when the alarm was raised, grabbed the lunch bag of an employee, which was full of potato salad, instead of the one they had stuffed money into.
A Berlin artist has asked German zoos if they will feed him to piranhas once he’s dead. Karl Friedrich Lentze, 56, got the idea after reading about a Dutch man who wanted to be fed to snails.
Two five-year-old Austrian girls escaped from nursery school by scaling a fence, then walked 2 kilometres along a busy main road and train tracks so they wouldn’t miss Sesame Street.
A German dog breeder’s attempt to brush his prize Rottweiler’s teeth ended in a hospital emergency ward when the animal savaged the man, severing arteries in his right arm.
A hungry Dutch burglar was caught after the smell of his cooking woke the householder. The 45-year-old intruder told police he fried a fish and took a cold beer from the fridge to complement his meal.
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Bookies Stop Taking Bets on Life on Mars
LONDON – The information coming in from the Mars rovers is exciting for NASA, but it’s ending some of the action for bookies in Britain.
The bookmaking firm Ladbrokes announced it’s stopped taking bets on the question of whether there was ever life on Mars. NASA scientists said that the rover Opportunity found strong evidence to suggest at least part of the Red Planet once had a wet enough environment to sustain life.
A Ladbrokes spokesman says the latest odds in favor of past life on Mars were 16-1. Back in the ’70s, when the first bets were placed, the odds were 1,000-1. He says he expects that scientists will find evidence of past life on Mars within the coming years.
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Ozzy’s Royal present
Prince Charles has put his foot in it by giving Ozzy Osbourne a bottle of whisky as a get-well present. The problem is the 55-year-old heavy metal rocker is a recovering alcoholic.
”We heard from Prince Charles and – never let anyone say he’s a bad guy ’cause he’s all right by the Osbournes – he sent my husband a bottle of Scotch, which of course he’s not going to drink,” wife Sharon, 51, said.
Osbourne is notorious for having almost killed his wife in a drunken rage 15 years ago, an incident he subsequently freely admitted to. ”I could have got 20 years in jail. I could have killed her,” he said some three years ago.
He is recovering in his home west of London, where he had an almost fatal quad bike smash in early December.
Way to go Charles!!
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New Years Short Bits
A former Miss Venezuela was released by kidnappers after they got her to autograph 15 calendars featuring nude pictures of her. Veruska Ramirez was kidnapped in her car in Valencia for three hours, but was released after the thieves found the calendars in the car.
About 400 Spaniards have snapped up half the tickets for a week’s nudist cruise around the Mediterranean on the Flamenco in June. Tickets cost up to $2600. Nudity will be banned in the ship’s restaurant, and the crew will have to be dressed at all times.
A middle-aged transvestite has been arrested after he was caught trying to steal a nurse’s uniform from a hospital staff changing room, police said. Fumio Suzuki, 47, was arrested for theft after he eluded the first hospital official who spotted him, but was unable to get away from another employee who chased him down in the hospital parking lot, as he was clad in high-heels and a miniskirt.
An Indian taxi driver and his wife have gained fame by driving everywhere in reverse. Harpreet Devi started driving backwards when his car got stuck in reverse and he had to drive 55 kilometres home. He and his wife, Krishna, now drive in reverse at up to 40km/h.
The chief vegetable taster of a British supermarket chain has become a pariah among his colleagues. Tesco’s Tony Vaughan says they have insisted he sit near an open window while he is on his current diet of five kilograms of Brussels sprouts a week.
I bet he thinks his job is “a gas”
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Short Bits
A Kansas woman was arrested after allegedly biting off part of her boyfriend’s tongue when he tried to kiss her to make up after a fight.
Burglar Patrick Corby was jailed by a court in Exeter, Devon, after stealing an entire kitchen from an unoccupied house and installing it in his own home. He used power tools to strip £30,000 worth of property from the house over a number of days.
Germany’s confessed cannibal killer Armin Meiwes has been sent a vegetarian cookbook and a Christmas hamper full of vegie burgers and tofu. An animals rights group is behind the stunt and says it would be a major coup if it could convert Meiwes to vegetarianism.
A man who robbed a Salvation Army collector was hit by a car as he tried to get away. Edward Sanders was hit as he ran away with Patricia Parra’s collection tin in Tucson, Arizona. Police Sergeant Dan Snyder said: “I think God has a poetic sense of justice.”
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Nut rolling stunt artist in breakfast endurance test
Update to my October 06 and my September 18, 2003 Blog’s
A wacky artist will spend 12 days in a bath full of baked beans, with chips shoved up his nose and 48 sausages wrapped around his head, in a bizarre tribute to the full English breakfast.
Mark McGowan, 37, began his stunt in the shop window of the House Gallery near his home in Camberwell in south London. “We don’t support our culture enough, so I thought I’d celebrate a part of it by turning myself into a traditional English breakfast,” the artist said. His aim is to spend eight hours a day, for 12 days, in the bean bath.
“I suppose I am the British alternative to David Blaine but sitting in a plastic box is nothing compared to what I will be doing,” he said. He was referring to Blaine’s bizarre stunt where he spent 44 days of voluntary starvation locked in a glass box next to the River Thames.
McGowan first hit the headlines earlier this year when he used his nose to push a nut 11km through London to 10 Downing Street to protest against student debt.
