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It’s the End of the World as we Know It
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Thought for the Day
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What Happens After You Die
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Sarah Palin Shits on Kennewick, Washington
Breaking: Sarah Palin Quits Turkey Trot 5K Race In Kennewick, Washington
Sarah Palin dropped out of a 5k race on Thanksgiving Day in Kennewick, Wash. The former vice presidential candidate and Alaska Governor quit the race because she wanted to avoid the crowds that were waiting for her at the end.
Palin originally announced that she would be running the race on Twitter.
Fuckin Twitter Quitter..
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What is Christianity?
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree… yeah, that makes perfect sense to me.
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Remember When These Christians Prayed To This Golden Bull?
These supposed Christians made a mockery of their faith in October 2008, when they cavorted about this golden idol of mammon, the Molten Calf of Wall Street, because obviously the best way to head off a global recession is to sing “God Bless America” to a statue of an animal. What has happened since these idolaters demanded that Jesus fix the stock markets? Let’s take a look!
So, while it may be impossible to time a market, it’s a pretty good bet that when fundamentalist conservative Christians are praying to a golden bull, you should pretty much move all your stocks and bonds to cash for at least six months!
Original Story posted: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 http://www.sushibandit.com/2008/10/jesus-people-pray-that-false-idol-will.html
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Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God’s Economy
Did you know that some Christian dingbat has dubbed today the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies?”Well here they are, at the Wall Street bull statue thing, praying to Jesus for money. The dingbat has explained, “We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ‘Lion’s Market,’ or God’s control over the economic systems.”
Don’t they know that God taking over the economic systems would be SOCIALISM from SPACE? Also: God will be very mad that they are worshiping a bronze idol here, since his second commandment PROHIBITS THAT, duh?
