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The New Sony X-Box Robot!
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Gamers Flashback – Carmageddon
Game of the Year, PC Zone 1998
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Get Him Link!
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Gamer X-Mas Tree
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A Video Game Life
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Q-Bert, One of the Best Video Games Ever!
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Pac Man
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Boong-Ga Boong-Ga.
This is one of the most bizarre video games i’ve ever seen, and so of course it must be Japanese. The object of the game appears simple, you have to jam a big plastic finger up someone’s rear end. Why? I have no idea. Built into the cabinet is a bent over backside, and on the screen in front of you appears the expression of the person as you shove the finger inside. The harder you shove the finger inside, the more points you score. From the brochure: “This is a fun game of spanking the people that make your life miserable. When you spank the character that you choose to punish, the face expression of the character will change as they scream and twitch in pain. The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve stress.” Riiiight. Well in any case it has made me laugh. Although I don’t understand why they call it “spanking”, since you’re actually shoving a finger in someones butthole. Characters include: Ex Girlfriend, Ex Boyfriend, Gangster, Mother-In-Law, Gold Digger, Prostitute, Child Molester, and Con Artist.
They should also include: your ex-Gay Lover, Your Boss and President Bush.
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Pakistan tackles killer kites
Kite flyers in Pakistan’s Punjab Province will face murder charges and a possible death penalty if their sharpened strings cause more deaths. Several people have had their throats cut this year by strings that are either metallic or coated with abrasive materials. Police throughout the province have now been instructed to treat such deaths as murder cases. Kite flyers use metallic strings or coat them with glass shards to take part in “dog fights” where the objective is to cut their opponent’s string. The Punjab chief minister’s adviser on law and human rights, Rana Ejaz Ahmad Khan, announced the move on Tuesday. Mr Khan said dangerous kite flying practices had forced the government to take this extreme measure. Some of the victims were young children, he said. Basant festival Mr Khan said the government had the authority to count chemically-finished and metallic strings as offensive weapons. Police have been instructed to carry out raids on shops selling banned strings and make arrests. People have also been killed or injured falling from buildings or by walking into the paths of cars while flying kites or gazing at them in the sky.
Is nothing sacred?
