Home Turf: Paddington. I dont know about you but I dont think I want to meet these guys anywhere! I mean look at them, it’s fuckin 40 degrees outside. They have to be crazy.
All articles in category: "Gangs of London"
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Gangs of London: Nikes
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Gangs of London: Pinkies
Home Turf: Covent Garden. The Pinkies are the most thirsty of the “newvough” gangs in London. Their reputation is to shoot first, then shoot second, and then forget what it was all about. Their main rivals include the Pandas, the Nikies and Victoria’s Secret Pink models.
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Gangs of London: The Smilies
Home turf: Hoxton. Originally a gang of AOL hackers the Smilies rip you off with forced micro-protection-payments that compound on a daily basis. Before you know it your accounts are empty and they are left smiling!
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Ganges of London: The Fucking Falcons
Home turf: Wandsworth. The “FF’s” as their rival gangs call them, intimidate their victims by constantly staring at them while holding their falcons until they give them money to leave. Fortunately they still haven’t figured out what falcons really do. -
Gangs of London: Tiger Bam’s
Home turf: Battersea. The Tiger Bam’s are one of London’s oddest gangs because they really come from Brighton via the #9 train. They have no rivals because by the time anyone realizes they are in town they are on the train back to Brighton.
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Gangs of London: The Pandas
Home turf: Camden Town. This gang hangs out outside of the Royal Zoo’s Panda exhibit. Forces visitors to buy stuffed pandas for 100 quid each or they get beaten with their panda gloves. Rival gangs include the Pinks and The Nikes.