All articles in category: "animated gif,fundie,GOP,Obama,politics,Tea-Baggers"
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Republican Reaction to the Election
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Republican Politician’s Brain
Unlike a normal brain a hard core republican politician’s brain is a seething blob of disjointed thoughts saying the same thing over and over again. Notice the penis projections? These exhibit the reality that most will lie, cheat, and steal to get some pussy then deny that it ever happened. Disgusting, isn’t it?
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Anatomy Class
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Relative Brain Sizes
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“Deathers” Don’t Belive Osama is Dead
Even after they were shown the Certificate of Death by the Governor of Hawaii
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Too Many Things To Be Pissed At
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Whats That Lassie?
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Fascist of the Day: Gov. Scott Walker
In his phone call from a fake David Koch the “punked” Walker said he considered the idea of hiring troublemakers to disrupt the pro-union rallies, which have been packed with elementary school children and high schoolers. When the fake Koch says “We’ll back you any way we can. But what we were thinking about the crowd was, uh, was planting some troublemakers.” Walker says: “we thought about that,” but he rejected the idea in case it back-fired.
Madison Police Chief Noble Wray said Thursday “very unsettling and troubling.” “I would like to hear more of an explanation from Governor Walker as to what exactly was being considered, and to what degree it was discussed by his cabinet members. I find it very unsettling and troubling that anyone would consider creating safety risks for our citizens and law enforcement officers,” the chief said.
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Wingnut Training Stick
Don’t push me!
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Fascist of the Day: Michele Bachmann
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What to say to Republicans
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John McCain Paid $74.64 Per Vote
I wondered last night just how much money John (Cindy) McCain blew on Arizona’s GOP Senate primary. And now, with a preliminary total of 281,347 votes for ol’ Walnuts, I did the Hard Math and figured out the craven fraud spent $74.64 for each one of his dead-head votes — $21 million ÷ 281,347 = $74.64.At this rate the McCain/Budweiser fortune should be totally shot by the next couple of Senate races!
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Why I like Michael Ian Black
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Your Sunday Bumper Sticker
funny, GOP, silly, Sucks, Tea-Baggers
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Jan Brewer Is Closely Watching the Rectums of Illegal Immigrants
We have a new candidate for America’s Next Top Mexican Sociophysiologist. America’s Governor, Jan Brewer of Arizona, said today that a “majority of the illegal trespassers that are coming into the state of Arizona” are drug mules. “There’s strong information to us that they come as illegal people wanting to come to work. Then they are accosted and they become subjects of the drug cartel,” Brewer said, having a lot of experience with this rectal stuff. Things are getting very hard for Mexicans. Soon they will not be able to dig into the United States, their only method of crossing the border, because there will be an underground electric fence. But also all of them are constantly getting drugs stuck up their butts?
Mexicans should try covering their asses, because this is a serious problem. Can’t they just poop out the drugs, you ask? Heh, you sure have lived a sheltered life, haven’t you? Drugs, once stuck up your ass, turn your brain into a DRUG BRAIN. All you can think about is getting the drugs in your ass to the drug unloading site and getting your ass reloaded again in Mexico. You stop thinking about getting a job ever again. That’s why it’s a totally valid and funny joke when conservatives say Messicans are lazy.
THIS is why Jan Brewer and Arizona have passed their immigration law. They just care so, so much about Mexicans’ sore rectums and want to do ANYTHING they can do to help soothe those asses.
p.s. a tip of the hat to Wonkette…
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Today in Hatred
Teabagger Apologizes for ‘Monkey God’ Comment, But Not for All His Other Comments
Earlier this week Mark Williams, “chairman” of the Tea Party Express bus line for Tea Party protest-bound patriots, wrote on his hate blog that Muslims all worship “the terrorists’ monkey god.” But it’s Hindus who worship a monkey god named Lord Hanuman (seen here, wearing Dior Couture), not muslins. After blaming his mistake on the baby scorpions who live inside his cranial cavity, eating his brain away, Williams apologized — but only to the Hindus, whose wonderful Lord Hanuman is nothing like Allah the Not-Monkey, who creates evil all the time.
Meanwhile, Williams has referred to the mosque being planned across from Ground Zero as a “monument to the 911 hijackers,” and has also called Islam “a 7th Century Death Cult coughed up by a psychotic pedophile and embraced by defective, tail sprouting, tree swinging, semi-human, bipedal primates with no claim to be treated like human beings or even desirable mammals for that matter.” Mark Williams probably won’t be getting any gingerbread imams or other gifts from Muslims this Ramadan.
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The King of the Mole People Speaks!
Mmmmm. Mmmm. Muuuuuuummm. Mum.
Mmmmmmm. Mummmn. Mumummn. Sarah Palin is a whore.
Thank you…
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A Refreshing Thought
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Regan, The Real Anti-Christ
The little Asian boy begs Ronnie Raygun doesn’t kill him like he killed his helpless family and the hopes of Americans everywhere.
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Utah’s House of Deniers
Carbon dioxide is “essentially harmless” to human beings and good for plants. So now will you stop worrying about global warming?
Utah’s House of Representatives apparently has. Officially the most Republican state in America, its political masters have adopted a resolution condemning “climate alarmists”, and disputing any scientific basis for global warming. The measure, which passed by 56-17, has no legal force, though it was predictably claimed by climate change sceptics as a great victory.
The original version of the bill dismissed climate science as a “well organised and ongoing effort to manipulate and incorporate “tricks” related to global temperature data in order to produce a global warming outcome”. It accused those seeking action on climate change of riding a “gravy train” and their efforts would “ultimately lock billions of human beings into long-term poverty”.
In the heat of the debate, the representative Mike Noel said environmentalists were part of a vast conspiracy to destroy the American way of life and control world population through forced sterilisation and abortion.
By the time the final version of the bill came to a vote, cooler heats apparently prevailed. The bill dropped the word “conspiracy”, and described climate science as “questionable” rather than “flawed”. It also called on the federal government’s Environmental Protection Agency to order an immediate halt in its moves to regulate greenhouse gas emissions “until a full and independent investigation of climate data and global warming science can be substantiated”.
