All articles in category: "internet,silly"
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Check Your Browser
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Too Much Internet
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2,124 Spam Messages in 1 Week!
I cant belive it! I dont post crap for a week and I get hit with 2,124 pieces of shit in my comment box. This amount of spam completely throws off my user stats and sucks up my bandwidth. Sometimes I feel like Link fighting off all those monsters in Zelda!
So what is my weapon? I use Akismet spam filter… it works 99.99% of the time so Death to all You Fuckin Spammers!
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Words of Wisdom
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Girls Discover Internet Porn
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Take That You Lame Ass Blogger!
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This Guy is Fuckin Sick!
Look at this set-up: He has a fuckin 50 cal. assault rifle. Who in their right mind needs that?
He also has 4 track balls, 4 head phones, 16 semi automatic guns (bet they are all autos!), 2 cell phones, and a game-boy. Oh, and the fact he has Japanese Yahoo running… he has to be a fuckin nut case and needs serious intervention.
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Anonymous Ringleaders Found!
Sacramento (SBN) – Greg Hoglund, the chief executive of software security firm HBGary has announced in a press conference today that his firm HBGary, has found the notorious ringleaders of the group “Anonymous.” Mr. Hoglund stated “We were working on the tip from DHS that these cyber-terrorists always wore masks. My team then scoured the world until last week we found their lair!” When question by local reporters on why they all look like children, Mr. Hoglund noted “what a better way to evade detection?” “Using handheld Gameboys they were able to launch a co-ordinated web attack against our servers last week during recess”. “Just think if we hadn’t found them, what would they be doing with the new Nintendo Wii’s they got for Christmas? Anarchy!”
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This is My 2001st Post
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2010 Slam/Bam Award – Julian Assange, Man of the Year
Secrecy is a cancer, devouring the freedoms we all should have. It is used by those in power to control the masses. It is the foundation of corruption. This man is a true hero. Calling the emperor naked when no one else will. Dropping the veil and shining the light on those in “trust.” Those who call him a terrorist, a traitor, and call for his imprisonment or execution do not respect freedom or even life. These scum will have their day… when they become naked by the truth.
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404
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YouTubeBoob
1. Regarding your account: SushiBandit
The following video(s) from your account have been disabled for violation of the YouTube Community Guidelines:
- YouTubeBoob – (SushiBandit)
Your account has received one Community Guidelines warning strike, which will expire in six months. Additional violations may result in the temporary disabling of your ability to post content to YouTube and/or the termination of your account.
Sincerely,
The YouTube Team
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Neighbors’ Wi-Fi Password Must Be Something Good
CHICAGO — After exhausting all the obvious candidates, laptop user Ted Murphy concluded Thursday that the Wi-Fi password of the Ostermann family next door must be something pretty good. “Well, this is a tough little nut to crack,” Murphy said following a half hour of failed efforts to access the Internet without moving from his sofa. “It’s not ‘password,’ ‘ostermann,’ ’123456,’ or the name of any family member or pet. I’ll be damned—they really put some thought into this one.” If his next 20 or so attempts fail, Murphy said he would just try joining the network known only as Linksys
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Get a Life!
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Not Quite Japanese
Dont Know who Beckii Cruel is? She is a 14-year-old girl from the tiny Isle Of Man has become an internet sensation for videos she posted of herself singing Japanese songs online.
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An American Life
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Google 24, Librarians 0
and the 1st quarter isn’t over yet!
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Photo of the New Apple Tablet
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My New Robot
Ain’t she a doll?
Hanging from her necklace is a copy of the new “UF2U” Virus that is transmitted by contact with social networking websites.
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The "Un-Friend" or "UF2U" Virus Discovered
The new “Un-Friend” or “UF2U” Virus is transmitted by contact with social networking websites.
