French Kerguelen Islands (AP): Today it was announced that by a sheer accident, God (photo above) was found on Kerguelen by a team of French researchers. Also known as “Desolation Island” few explorers have visited this cold and windy island in the southern Indian Ocean. Last month while studying the indigenous, edible Kerguelen cabbage a team of researchers from the Institut National des Sciences Appliquées de Toulouse stumbled upon a small unmarked temple and discovered God floating above a tiered rock pedestal. When asked by reporters if they could prove it was really God, the team leader Doctor J. G. Verne stated “Once we entered the temple God immediately spoke to us, “What took you so long? I have been waiting here forever!” Taken back, we asked if it was really-real or just an uber-cool 3-D hologram. “I am GOD, the one all mankind seeks. I am GOD the creator of the universe.” God then told us the meaning of life! After hearing that there was no doubt in our minds that we had really found God. When asked by the press to talk more about the meaning of life and other great mysteries like why some people are gay, Doctor Verne stated that all the team’s transcripts would be published in Les Humains Associés after he returns from his planned family vacation at Walt Disney World.
