1. I always end up with the least amount of gifts. ALWAYS
2. It never seems like the holidays when you live in Hawaii. It’s just too warm.
3. Israel always has a shooting war with the Palestinians during Christmas. I think they do it because they know the Christians aren’t paying attention.
4. The same relatives always send their Christmas gifts late. Maybe we should drop Christmas and just celebrate New Year’s instead.
5. Every time I hear “Kwanzaa” I think of a “Quonset Hut”
6. Nobody wants fruit cakes anymore.