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Feb 16th 2004
ISRAELI police have come up with plans to place bags of pig lard on buses in a bid to deter Palestinian militants from carrying out suicide attacks. Rabbinical authorities have given the idea its approval on the grounds that it could be a life-saving measure even though pigs are also considered impure by Jews.
Authorities believe that the move could discourage Palestinians from carrying out attacks as pieces of their exploded body could come into contact with the pig fat, prejudicing their chances of entering into paradise. Security forces can also hang bags of lard in shopping malls and schools.
The weird thing about this story is its TRUE!
In a related story, Department of Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge held a press confrence today stating “Every American should wear a pig lard necklace to keep America safe from terrorists”
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