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Best of Friends
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Kanye West, Fucktard of the Year
SLAM!
Taylor Swift got a surprise when she accepted the award for Best Female Video at MTV Video Music Awards.
After she beat out Lady Gaga, Sexy Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink and Beyonce for the honor, she took to the stage and accepted the award. As she was thanking MTV, Sushi Bandit’s “Fucktard of the Year” Kanye West ran up on stage, stole her microphone, and said Beyonce had been robbed!
Beyonce? What? Are you fucking her??
Many thanks to MTV for providing a forum for the fucking retarded (I.E. Fucktard) to run free and embarrass and humiliate class acts like Swift. Kanye is not only an Extreme Fucktard but a really crappy rapper.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
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So.. What does CW mean??
So I’m in the MGM hotel in Vegas and there is a TV show preview center for MTV, Nick, CBS and TheCW.
So I go up to one of the “Greeters” and ask him “what does CW mean?” Well, he couldn’t tell me! “What? You don’t know? You work here!” How could this guy not know anything about what he was promoting?
So I tell him… “Go ask someone else” So a guy comes out from the preview center and HE didn’t know either! WTF??? Who is hiring these people? Who is TRAINING these people?
Since this experience left me bemused and disgruntled I have decided that from now on, until someone who works for TheCW can tell me what it means, I will never, ever, fucking watch it!
