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All articles in category: "Neocon,parody,politics,silly,Tea-Baggers"
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Tea Party’s New Leader: Humongus
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Go Fuck Yourself
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Little Neo-Nazi Wingnut in Training
Mama is so proud of her little bastard
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Too Many Things To Be Pissed At
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Training Junior Fascists
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Fascist of the Day: Gov. Scott Walker
In his phone call from a fake David Koch the “punked” Walker said he considered the idea of hiring troublemakers to disrupt the pro-union rallies, which have been packed with elementary school children and high schoolers. When the fake Koch says “We’ll back you any way we can. But what we were thinking about the crowd was, uh, was planting some troublemakers.” Walker says: “we thought about that,” but he rejected the idea in case it back-fired.
Madison Police Chief Noble Wray said Thursday “very unsettling and troubling.” “I would like to hear more of an explanation from Governor Walker as to what exactly was being considered, and to what degree it was discussed by his cabinet members. I find it very unsettling and troubling that anyone would consider creating safety risks for our citizens and law enforcement officers,” the chief said.
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Wonder Why Our Military Budget Is So High?
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Wingnut Training Stick
Don’t push me!
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Fascist of the Day: Michele Bachmann
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A Public Service Announcement
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Glenn Beck Without Make-up
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Jan Brewer Is Closely Watching the Rectums of Illegal Immigrants
We have a new candidate for America’s Next Top Mexican Sociophysiologist. America’s Governor, Jan Brewer of Arizona, said today that a “majority of the illegal trespassers that are coming into the state of Arizona” are drug mules. “There’s strong information to us that they come as illegal people wanting to come to work. Then they are accosted and they become subjects of the drug cartel,” Brewer said, having a lot of experience with this rectal stuff. Things are getting very hard for Mexicans. Soon they will not be able to dig into the United States, their only method of crossing the border, because there will be an underground electric fence. But also all of them are constantly getting drugs stuck up their butts?
Mexicans should try covering their asses, because this is a serious problem. Can’t they just poop out the drugs, you ask? Heh, you sure have lived a sheltered life, haven’t you? Drugs, once stuck up your ass, turn your brain into a DRUG BRAIN. All you can think about is getting the drugs in your ass to the drug unloading site and getting your ass reloaded again in Mexico. You stop thinking about getting a job ever again. That’s why it’s a totally valid and funny joke when conservatives say Messicans are lazy.
THIS is why Jan Brewer and Arizona have passed their immigration law. They just care so, so much about Mexicans’ sore rectums and want to do ANYTHING they can do to help soothe those asses.
p.s. a tip of the hat to Wonkette…
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Today in Hatred
Teabagger Apologizes for ‘Monkey God’ Comment, But Not for All His Other Comments
Earlier this week Mark Williams, “chairman” of the Tea Party Express bus line for Tea Party protest-bound patriots, wrote on his hate blog that Muslims all worship “the terrorists’ monkey god.” But it’s Hindus who worship a monkey god named Lord Hanuman (seen here, wearing Dior Couture), not muslins. After blaming his mistake on the baby scorpions who live inside his cranial cavity, eating his brain away, Williams apologized — but only to the Hindus, whose wonderful Lord Hanuman is nothing like Allah the Not-Monkey, who creates evil all the time.
Meanwhile, Williams has referred to the mosque being planned across from Ground Zero as a “monument to the 911 hijackers,” and has also called Islam “a 7th Century Death Cult coughed up by a psychotic pedophile and embraced by defective, tail sprouting, tree swinging, semi-human, bipedal primates with no claim to be treated like human beings or even desirable mammals for that matter.” Mark Williams probably won’t be getting any gingerbread imams or other gifts from Muslims this Ramadan.
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Regan, The Real Anti-Christ
The little Asian boy begs Ronnie Raygun doesn’t kill him like he killed his helpless family and the hopes of Americans everywhere.
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Hawaiian goddess Pele’ places “Aloha Curse” on Rush Limbaugh
Breaking (Honolulu): Rush Limbaugh has had a curse placed on him for coming to Hawai’i. Limbaugh is now clinging to life at Queens Hospital after Pele’ reached into his chest and squeezed his heart. “It is very possible he will die if he stays here any longer” said his publicist who is trying to re-book his return flight to the mainland. An unnamed local source said this happens very rarely and only to those who can’t comprehend the meaning of “Aloha”, usually because their soul is so corrupt. Pele’, who normally lives on the Big island made a special trip after hearing of Rush’s “Vacation.” When asked if this will happen again, the goddess of fire responded “Let this be a wake-up call for Carl Rove, I hear he is coming this February!”
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2009 Slam/Bam Award – Mitch McConnell, Corporate Whore
SLAM!
Mitch McConnell, Senate minority leader and corporate whore extraordinaire. Many can qualify for this title but only “Mitch the Bitch” has the power to obstruct more legislation in the name of big business than anyone else in the senate. If there was a better reason for term limits than getting rid of this modern day “Tweed” it escapes me. Most of all I feel sorry for everyone in Kentucky who have lost their home, their job, and have no health insurance, cause your boy is fucking you in the ass every day he stays in office.
The 2009 Slam/Bam Award is presented to the Best and Worst of our culture for the year 2009 according to extensive polling of the exceptionally intelligent and thoughtful fans of Sushi Bandit’s Blog O’ Rama.
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Sarah Palin Shits on Kennewick, Washington
Breaking: Sarah Palin Quits Turkey Trot 5K Race In Kennewick, Washington
Sarah Palin dropped out of a 5k race on Thanksgiving Day in Kennewick, Wash. The former vice presidential candidate and Alaska Governor quit the race because she wanted to avoid the crowds that were waiting for her at the end.
Palin originally announced that she would be running the race on Twitter.
Fuckin Twitter Quitter..
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Victory Over The Neocons!
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Fucktard Ronald Regan
trying to figure out what to say….
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Palin Pisses on Loren Leman, Alaska Family Council, and Pregnant Teens
Meg Stapleton, spokeswoman for an increasingly fragile and erratic unemployed publicity hound, had to once again explain at the very last minute how Sarah Palin would not be headlining an event that the event organizers thought she would be headlining.
This time it’s an event promoting an Alaska ballot measure aimed at making it illegal for teens to get an abortion without telling their parents. The Alaska Family Council has been advertising that Palin would give a speech and become the first official signer of the ballot petition tonight at ChangePoint, the Anchorage megachurch.
Meg Stapleton said Wednesday, in response about tonight’s event, that “this is the first we have ever heard of a speech.” She said Palin is out of state and won’t be there.
Anchorage homes received automated calls this week from former Lt. Gov. Loren Leman, saying, “I’m calling to ask you to meet with Gov. Sarah Palin and me this Thursday for an event to protect young girls facing abortion decisions.”
I guess she is too busy writing her new book “How to take out Obama’s Nazi-Socialist Death Panels from a Helicopter”
