A prime number (or a prime) is a natural number greater than 1 that has no positive divisors other than 1 and itself. A natural number greater than 1 that is not a prime number is called a composite number. For example, 5 is prime, as only 1 and 5 divide it, whereas 6 is composite, since it has the divisors 2 and 3 in addition to 1 and 6. The fundamental theorem of arithmetic establishes the central role of primes in number theory: any integer greater than 1 can be expressed as a product of primes that is unique up to ordering. This theorem requires excluding 1 as a prime.
What a nice surprise! They use be on the same school’s swim team and dated briefly. I think they said they were going to do dinner tonight and talk about old times over hot sake.
Southern California sorority girls of 1965 love their plush animals. Life was so perfect then. Over half of this group was sill a virgin. And look, no one of color. The only colors here are their 7 pink, 10 blue and 3 tan pajamas. Their overwhelming favorite band was the Beach Boys and all of them could dance “The Pony.” Little did they know how much their lives would change over the next 45 years. Of the 20 pictured in their jammies…
7 never got their degree.
2 die in car accidents. 1 died from drug overdose. 6 are now dead.
12 were married twice and of those 4 were married three times.
3 still smoke. 4 had boob jobs. 7 had face lifts
4 had sex with a black man at least once. 2 will never admit it.
11 had kids from different fathers, 7 were not married when they became pregnant. 4 got pregnant while still in school.
1 joined a cult and was never heard from again. 1 still works at Disneyland.
1 turned tricks in the 70′s to support her drug habit. 5 are alcoholics and 1 has over 20 years of sobriety in AA.
3 are over 200 lbs. 2 were sexually abused in their childhood
1 is married to a republican politician who was recently indited for fraud. 1 is divorcing her minister husband of 40 years due to a sex scandal with little boys
9 are married, of thoses 4 are happily married. 3 are single. 1 is a happy lesbian!
Check out this exam my friend took last year. 100 question True/False Communications Final.
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon. B is the new C
ROCK SPRINGS, WY—In spite of the varsity cheerleaders’ enthusiasm, Rock Springs Central High sophomore William Boelart would have actually preferred not to have participated in the school’s pep rally Monday.
“I appreciate the thought, but I didn’t really get into being wheeled around wearing a rainbow Afro and holding up a banner that said ‘Bulldogs Kick Ass,’” Boelart said. “I like it better when the popular kids avoid eye contact with me.”
Boelart was last used in a school function Dec. 11, when he played a corpse in a production of Arsenic And Old Lace.
YOKOHAMA — A Kanagawa Prefecture public elementary school teacher has been suspended for one month for holding a boy upside down as he carried him over a pedestrian crossing, education officials said.
The 11-year-old pupil sustained injuries to his neck and ankles, causing him to miss 10 days of school, but his absence was prolonged even further because he developed a fear of the 54-year-old teacher who punished him. “We would like to deeply apologize to prefecture residents,” a spokesman for the Kanagawa Prefectural Board of Education said. “We want to thoroughly instruct our educators so that this sort of incident does not occur again.”
Board officials said that while on an excursion on Oct. 7, the boy persisted in trying to climb up the side of road signs, constantly ran out onto the road and repeatedly acted in a dangerous manner. The teacher warned the boy about his behavior several times, but the pupil from a public school in Ebina, Kanagawa Prefecture, ignored the teacher and persisted in messing around. Finally, the teacher bent down and grabbed the boy’s ankles, flung him upside-down and carried him across a pedestrian crossing. He then slapped the boy to the face several times and dragged him for some distance by the scruff of his neck.
KUMAMOTO — A former university lecturer arrested and charged with drug possession used his twin brother as a stand-in to counsel troubled students, despite the brother having no qualifications, it has been learned.
Furious Kumamoto Prefectural Education officials plan to file a criminal complaint with police against the former lecturer, Yujiro Sonoda, and his twin brother, accusing them of fraud. “These were actions that trampled on the feelings of troubled students,” an education official said. “They defamed education. It was extremely malicious and we therefore decided to file a criminal complaint.”
Despite knowing about the fraud, however, the principal did not report the incident to the Prefectural Board of Education for months. The Prefectural Education Board also paid him 260,000 yen.