Arnold-topia
“In his apology, Arnold Schwarzenegger said he was sorry to the women that he groped, and he admitted that he had acted badly. Not only that, Arnold then apologized for acting badly in all of his movies.” —Conan O’Brien
“Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?” —Jay Leno
“Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I’m sorry, that is next year’s joke.” —Craig Kilborn
“Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.” —Jay Leno
“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.” —Conan O’Brien