All articles in category: "50's,baby,sick"
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This is Why I Turned Out This Way
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Can You Say Mechanophilia?
Look, I don’t make this shit up! Imagine all the other kinky stuff she does…
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Sick in Love
art, Jesus, rant, sick, Sunday Sermon
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English Orphan Control
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Training Junior Fascists
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Barf Bag Babe
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This Guy is Fuckin Sick!
Look at this set-up: He has a fuckin 50 cal. assault rifle. Who in their right mind needs that?
He also has 4 track balls, 4 head phones, 16 semi automatic guns (bet they are all autos!), 2 cell phones, and a game-boy. Oh, and the fact he has Japanese Yahoo running… he has to be a fuckin nut case and needs serious intervention.
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Happy 5th of July!
Now that the holiday is over it is time to get back to being “real” Americans!
This public service message is brought to you by: www.imafuckingbiggot.com!
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Oil Spill Update: Dead Snorkelers Washing Ashore
Photo: a pod of lifeless, oil covered Snorkelers floating in a large patch of oil.
Biloxi (AP): Local residents have reported seeing hundreds of dead, oil covered Gulf Coast Snorkelers washing ashore today. Authorities have noted that this is their spawning season and fear the loss might spell doom for this endangered species. When asked about their plans to rescue them an un-named official at BP responded, “Snorkelers? You’ve got to be fuckin kidding me!”
ecology, environment, Mississippi, odd, parody, sick, silly
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Purple Mickey
So it seems that my blog is listed as “Pornography” on my web browser at work.
Come on, where did they get that from? It must be from some search engine spider that only looks for bad keywords like “Sex, Gay, Boobs, or Dick Cheney.”
You know if I wanted, I could be offended, or I could wear it like a badge of honor. So after some reflection I offer you my “Family Friendly” response!
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Why I don’t go to Sea
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Man gives wife toilet seat as Christmas gift
LONGMONT, Colo. (AP) — Gary and Karri Clark haven’t forgotten their second Christmas together. He knew she wanted bathroom accessories, so he wrapped up a couple of gifts and waited. The toilet seat and towel rack didn’t go over too well.
Karri Clark admits she wanted a new toilet seat a decade ago because there was a crack in the old one. She just didn’t think she’d get one gift wrapped. “I could not believe it,” she said. “What man gives you a toilet seat for Christmas?”
“Here I thought I was doing good,” he recalled with a laugh. “It was something she can always use, day after day. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.”
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Man Charged in Foot Licking
A man convicted of licking the feet of three female shoppers in Rhode Island is facing a trial in June on charges he allegedly licked a woman’s foot in a Massachusetts supermarket.
Raymond C. Dublin, 35, of Rhode Island, is finishing a one-year sentence for simple assault charges in connection with the foot-licking complaints in Rhode Island.
He will appear before a Milford District Court judge for a bench trial on the Massachusetts charges on June 2, The MetroWest Daily News of Framingham reported.
Dublin allegedly sneaked up behind a woman last year at a Bellingham supermarket and licked her feet and toes. He faces charges of assault and battery and lewd and lascivious behavior, the paper reported.
My only question…. how did he get them to stand still long enough to lick them from heel to toe?!
