They have the best fans!
and killer restaurants too!
London (SBN) – Today, forced by the escalating anti-government violence in Bahrain, Formula 1 Grand Supremo Bernie Ecclestone, announced the opening race of the season would be moved to Reykjavik, Iceland. “We cannot place the teams and the sporting public in harms way. The situation in Bahrain is deteriorating and getting very scary.” Asked why Reykjavik was chosen since its never hosted a F1 race before he responded, “I just want to get as far away as I can from those crazy fuckin arabs.” He later added “… and I think Bjork is really hot.”
Yes, ABC’s Brent Musberger is a prime time prick!
He shamed Alabama’s star Heisman running back Mark Ingram twice on national TV as soon as he scored a touchdown in the Texas game, “His incarcerated father must be proud.” What does that have to do with the game shithead? Who gives a fuck about his family… he just scored a touchdown for Alabama.
Brent, you have ruined the Olympic games with your “commentary” and ruined college football with your “insights”, why don’t you just go jump off a cliff and make us all feel a little better when athletes achieve something for themselves!
OK, Who is paying you off?
You seeded Hawaii #12 in the tournament. A team that was ranked #3 by the American Volleyball Coaches Association.
That’s right the COACHES! You know, those who just might know who is realy good? Oh, forget them, they don’t know shit! So, who the fuck paid you off? Florida State? Stanford?, or was it ESPN?
How can you rate a team that only lost 2 games all year and beat your number #4 seed Stanford in 3 games as a #12?
It’s obvious; you have to be taking money from somebody. Maybe it’s USC! Cause that’s where Hawaii has to play now. On the home court of the lame 21-9 Trojans. Not at the Stan Sherriff Center that has the largest volleyball crowds and one of the winningest teams in the nation.
Bottom line, the NCAA selection committee needs an enema, cause they are full of shit!
P.S. let’s give a big “Screw You” to the following people:
Terry Gawlik, University of Wisconsin, Madison, chair
Christine Dawson, Pacific-10 Conference
Cindy Gannon, American University
Keith Gill, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Nona Richardson, University of California, Davis
Janie Penfield, Brigham Young University
Laura Tietjen, Kansas State University
Crista Troester, University of Tulsa
Dawn Turner, Big South Conference
Diane Turnham, Middle Tennessee State University
University of Hawaii woman’s volleyball coach Dave Shoji gets number 1,000! After defeating New Mexico State Dave is Lei’ed, crowned, and silly stringed by his number 3 ranked Rainbow Wahine squad celebrating last night in Honolulu.
way to go Dave!
Here they are practicing their famous school name formation for the upcoming football game against Rutgers. Go Golden Woodpeckers!
part 2 in my “Explaining Science” series
You will see in this photo two examples of the term used in astrophysics call a “naked singularity.” Of note is that this photo shows the moment just before one of the naked singularity’s hits a single.
I better make it a good one. It has to be something without gratuitous sex or bathroom humor with an important message for all my loyal readers.
Make no mistake about it. I am a big Formula 1 fan. I have been for years. But I just don’t get it.. having races in places that are completely meaningless for the fans. Take for example Turkey. What were they smoking when it was agreed to race there? How many people who live there even know what F1 is or can afford a ticket? Looking at the attendance… very few.
Why didn’t the TV coverage or the press photos show all the people in the stands? They are embarrassed to admit that no one realy came. Mark Webber of Red Bull Racing says Turkish fans should have been allowed into Sunday’s grand prix for free after very poor attendance figures at the Istanbul circuit. Official figures said just 36,000 three-day tickets were sold for the circuit with a capacity for 130,000 people. Most of the grandstands were empty during the weekend, with some of then covered with giant black cloths and banners (look at the picture). The same thing happened in China this April. They covered the empty grand stands with banners.
and now they want to have a grand prix in India??
If I hear Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run” one more time I am going to Puke! This song is crack for those stuck in the 80′s.
Florida QB Tim Tebow, the darling of the NCAA will be passed over during the upcoming NFL draft. National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell when asked why the Heisman winner and 2-time national champion QB was not considered, “It has become obvious that Tebow credits all his success to Jesus Christ.” “His statements and even the writing in his eye-blackout paint point not to his athletic ability or intelligence but to Jesus.” Goodell continued, “In fact he rarely mentions his team or coaches, just this Jesus guy, so we need to get him under contract ASAP.”
Sports agent Drew Rosenhaus has issued a press release announcing his representation of J.C. “He is a great talent and will lead his chosen team right to the Super Bowl.” Tebow was unavailable for comment.
Since 2008 sucked in so many major ways I decided to not bother you with my negative dribble. Instead, let’s talk about what was right and fresh and rewarding about 2008!
Best new musical artist: Kate Nash
Best sports team: Tampa Bay Rays
Best TV series: Boston Legal
Best TV cartoon: Family Guy
Best movie drama: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (france)
Best action movie: The Dark Night (us)
Best movie comedy: Kamikaze Girls (japan)
Best computer app: Google Earth 4.3
Best discovery: Liquid methane oceans on Titan
Best politician: Dennis Kucinich (Ohio congressman)
Best food: Pineapple
Best wife: Pam