Let’s see… where was I?
Oh, I remember… She walked into the bar and strolled over to the first bar stool.
“Anyone sittin here?” she asked the bartender.
“Sorry lady, that seat is reserved.” he quipped back.
“I didn’t know you had to have a reservation just to get a drink in this dump” she said in a sultry kind of way.
“Lady” the bartender responded, “You can have a drink, just not there. You see… if he finds out that anyone has sat in his chair… well it’s curtains for me, that’s for sure.”
“So what this bloak’s name?” she queried.
Nervously he responded, “The Sushi Bandit.”
The Sushi Bandit (center) and my back-up team lasso a giant Japanese tanker in the Antarctic Ocean saving all hands from imminent death!
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