The test of the National Emergency Alert System was everything I hoped it would be.
Look at this set-up: He has a fuckin 50 cal. assault rifle. Who in their right mind needs that?
He also has 4 track balls, 4 head phones, 16 semi automatic guns (bet they are all autos!), 2 cell phones, and a game-boy. Oh, and the fact he has Japanese Yahoo running… he has to be a fuckin nut case and needs serious intervention.
Sacramento (SBN) – Greg Hoglund, the chief executive of software security firm HBGary has announced in a press conference today that his firm HBGary, has found the notorious ringleaders of the group “Anonymous.” Mr. Hoglund stated “We were working on the tip from DHS that these cyber-terrorists always wore masks. My team then scoured the world until last week we found their lair!” When question by local reporters on why they all look like children, Mr. Hoglund noted “what a better way to evade detection?” “Using handheld Gameboys they were able to launch a co-ordinated web attack against our servers last week during recess”. “Just think if we hadn’t found them, what would they be doing with the new Nintendo Wii’s they got for Christmas? Anarchy!”