Here I am taking the Red Train to Monster Island. What beautiful scenery!
Everyone is out to welcome me. What great friends! (except Mothra, she is a bitch)
Next I went to Hollywood and met Pee-Wee Herman
I also stopped by and visited my old pal and ex-lover Drew… I love Hollywood!!
Man goes down toilet
A man trying to fish his mobile phone out of a commuter train toilet got his arm stuck, forcing the train to stop and causing delays throughout the New York rail system. Thousands of commuters were delayed and several trains were rerouted while rescue workers tried to pull him out.
The train was held at a station after a passenger heard 41-year-old Edwin Gallart’s cries for help, Metro-North Railroad spokesman Dan Brucker said. When train workers failed to pry Gallart’s arm free, police officers and firefighters were called in to use a blowtorch to break apart the stainless steel toilet.
A Japanese teen-age railway buff was fatally hit by a train while he was crouching on the tracks listening for approaching trains, police said Sunday. At around 3:10 p.m., the 40-year-old driver of a local train bound for Kozu from Numazu on the Gotenba Line spotted a boy with his ear to the track, and applied the emergency brakes, police said. However, the driver was not able to stop the train before hitting him near at a crossing in the Higashitanaka district of Gotenba. The boy was killed instantly.
I figure he was either deaf, a big Johnny Cash fan (I can hear that train a-coming), or his ear was super-glued to the track in a bizarre tripping accident on his way home from the model shop.